Things about my Roommate

1. She hardly ever takes out trash.
-I found trash bags that she put in the pantry in the kitchen a couple of times. I asked her, "why did you do this for? It smells!" She said, "Oh. Is it? I didn't have time."

2. But if you think she's a total slob, you're wrong.
-It's quite confusing. When her date came over, she cleaned whole apartment, took a shower, and even sterilized her bath basin. It took her only 15 mins. But then again, you should see her laundry day. She carried her laundry using her pick-up truck. Thank god she had enough underwear.

3. She enjoys weird TV programs.
-She watches Trauma. It's a medical documentary. Pretty disgusting and depressing to see all those dying people, surgery, wounds, etc. But she says she finds it quite opposite. The problems is she watches it whenever I have lunch or dinner. Are you doing it on purpose?
-She finds the Cosby is the funniest TV program in the world. I used to watch it when I was in elementary school. It's out of date. Jessica, you gotta see something new. CSI? Law and Order? The Monk? Or Sex and the City? What do you say?

4. She eats lettuce.
-I mean she eats lettuce. She buys at least 6 lettuce and eats them all less than a week. That's all she eats. Sometimes she throws chicken strips there, but that's about it. Oh, one more thing. The next morning of going out night, she goes to the Wendy's and get soup.

5. However, she insists that she's gaining weight.
-OK, fair enough. Although I still think other people will kill her if they heard of her saying so She's actually pretty skinny. BUT she insists that all the fat she's gaining goes only on her butt nowhere else. Come on, be logical. How coule it be? If I were you, I will just take out trash.

6. She can disguise herself with three different looks-she says she could make a fine spy.
-When I met her for the first time, she wore eye glasses, tied her hair up... looked pretty much like a typical nerd. BUT when she laid down her hair, OMG! She looked gorgeous. You should see her curly blond hair and dark eye make up on. She's hot. But then again, she sometimes streightens her hair. She even looks intelligent when she has straight hair.

7. She says her grandmather is Chinese.
-I guess that's true, but blues eyes, curly hair, her height... It's just hard to believe it.

8. She always hits on a guy with hat.
-It doesn't matter how they look. Whenever we go out dancing, she always hits on a guy who's wearing a hat. Actually, they look goofy. She says, "Look at the guy. He's cute." I don't have to look at him. I know he wears a hat.

9. It takes her forever to get ready to go out.
-Taking a shower, putting make up, choosing what to wear... I know it's hassle, but more than a hour? That's not all. Then she keeps asking how she looks. When I say she looks good, she says, "You're just saying it. Tell me the truth." If I say to try something else, she says, "Why? What's wrong with this one? I have nothing to wear!" Then she has to choose which shoes to wear, which neckless, belt.... GIMME A BREAK, and take out the trash!

10. She's mean.
-Here is the deal. I'm the one who check out bills and splite them. We do that once a month. Last month, it was quite confusing because other than unilities, we owed each other some money for various reasons. It took me 20 mins to add, subtract, divide numbers. You all know how much I hate numbers... Then, we found out that actually we didn't owe each other nothing. It was frustrating. I haven't done yet. Suddenly, she said, "By the way, I have a calculator." ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!